Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Just say no

Played monopoly deal from 1am to 1pm. This is life. And the awesome new rule: Use $10 million card to get all the money from one player’s bank. Just say no.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

my prayers have been answered…but at the wrong time

i wrote at the start of the year that one of my new year wishes was for snsd to come to singapore and guess what, they are actually freaking coming, but it’s together with the gay boyband bigbang and some other not-so-nice bands. And the kpop night concert is like 2 weeks before A levels fml. I’ll wait for the ticket prices to be announced before deciding.

tomorrow may just be another usual friday for the common salarymen and housewives, but for me and many others in hwachong, it marks the end of a 12 year uniformed education. Joyous occasion? Anyway, to add the icing on the non-existent cake:

It’s the freaking japanese version mv, and they are developing the habit of constantly revising the definition of awesome with every new mv.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Thursday, August 19, 2010

who is the singapore basketball girls’ coach?

wtf, she didn’t know the tv camera was on her as she mouthed the f word when the opposition scored a point. felix bach is one pro shit, the german rower guy.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

yog is exciting

okay i watched the basketball, swimming and weightlifting with the minimal free time that i had. It was damn exciting man watching usa own in basketball. Woah then weightlifting there’s this chinese girl who looks like a freaking guy and she lifted like more than 2x her own weight. how do they train man. and oh i think i fell in love with the german basketball girls already because they are just so pro. Their average height is like taller than average guys in singapore and they also have that distinct german beauty. There’s this girl in the team I think her name is Huffgen, who is so good, she shot like 6 or 7 baskets, all went in. And there’s this german rower guy called felix bach, he’s sick i tell you, he won by a big margin without even breaking a sweat.

yog aside, there’s math and bio tests this week. bio is as usual gonna be a mindfk.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

wtf is with the “monsters”?

Let me show you a hwachong girl who is the antithesis of a hwachong student, click here.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah hey!

I think the first part of the ndp performances was the best, the one where all the different races’ (what do you call these stuff?) carriages/showvans/display vehicles? came out and there’s this suona guy playing singapore songs lol

Other than the lip-syncing and the part where they keep looping the yog cheer, it was quite nice. Oh i spotted like a few seniors in saf band.

check the number of a-list actors in this movie

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i think the amount of testosterone in this movie is enough to fill a maximum level security prison.

his name is javier hernandez

But call him Chicharito

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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

i lost forty cents…

by forgetting to take back my exlink card then realising it on the bus then asking everyone on the bus for change and one woman who only got 1.40 for my 2 dollars…

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Hi, I’m from the American Association Against Alliteration Abuse

So apparently some random person or rather his/her parent complained against nsp which led to some discontent stemming out from the man himself. And for the first time, I’ll be actually doing the bio tutorial essay questions. Cos the great Mother Foo will be conducting the freaking lesson on monday. Seriously is there any significant difference if the mother foo conduct the lesson? Bio is all about understanding anyway, you just memorise the notes what’s the use. Read and understand please. No matter how clear mother foo’s explanation is gonna be, if one still can’t grasp the basic concept, even if some nobel laurete scientist come and teach, it will still be the same.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

I sold “lots” on my first day as a property agent

“Err… I need 1 more mark to jump grade…”

“Okay help you add 1 mark to language.”

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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

same gp situation, different exam.

Struck by the gp curse yet again. Essay fail like shit but compre do well like shit. To put it into perspective, if I multiply my AQ score by 4, that's my essay score.

Monday, July 12, 2010

in the end it's destined to be spain

Spain played really really well. I have been saying Fabregas should be in the starting lineup since the start and yesterday you saw why. He almost solo-ed a goal and he got that pass.
Netherlands they are damn pitiful, of all people, it has to be Arjen Robben who missed the chance. I think they really heckled the Spanish very well, aka the likes of Mark Van Bommel and Nigel De Jong. Hell, now I've realized the quality in their side, young people like Gregory Van Der Wiel definitely will be better.
Come to think of it, actually Spain got a bit lucky, just so the ball fell to iniesta at the 116th minute. Sad, if it were penalties, Netherlands would have won.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

70% possession

Oezil should have gotten a penalty, that's all I have to say.
And f u paul, fancy getting screwed by an octopus.

Monday, July 5, 2010

blocks is like holidays

i wish there's blocks every week. It feels more like a holiday during block test week than the actual holidays. Guess school's gonna be over before you know it. Dunno why people keep complaining that they can't finish studying for this and that, fk stop wasting time pouting and go study man.
mon gp, hope i finally pass gp essay in an exam, compre was ok. tues econs, 8 mark qns can do, 10 mark ones not so sure, the rest are negligible. wed chem, fk call myself a H3 organic synthesis and mechanism student when i totally shit my pants by the ten mark deducing question. thurs bio, whattheheck. fri math, "suggest why function hg does not exist." hello, i'm here, wonder if i get a mark by writing that. And some 1mark question on why students' taste of canteen snacks may not be equal, wonder if i get the mark by writing because these students are guailan and hate cakes. fri, went to watch Knight and Day, awesome movie with the always awesome tom cruise, cameron diaz looks damn old though, pity...
capriccio one month, is it me or does "nobody" sound the best of all?
worldcup, actually i have been sort of rooting for germany since the 2006 world cup, which was when i got the pencilcase, yeah still germany for me. Hope they win it this time, they stand a great chance. I'm not a girl so I wonder if this guy "Mesut Oezil" is handsome, some says he is but nonetheless he plays great. Schweinsteiger too, Khedira, Mueller, Podolski, wtheck the whole team. But Joachim Loew should not sniff his armpits or dig his nose during matches, not cool.
New kpop girl group on the scene, none other than "Orange Caramel". Like it or hate it, they are cute (but much less than the all-time beauties snsd of course), reminds me of by2 though, this new group.